If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em

by Weird War

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Brian Parker One of Ian Svenonius’s great projects. Gives you that slinky rock n roll vibe, but with danger underneath. Worth your time. NDSP is funky as hell! Favorite track: AK-47.

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1.	Intro (Music For Masturbation) 01:42	buy track
2.	Grand Fraud 03:23	buy track
3.	Tess 02:59	buy track
4.	If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em 03:58	buy track
5.	Moment In Time 04:38	buy track
6.	Store Bought Pot 04:25	buy track
7.	AK-47 03:42	buy track
8.	N.D.S.P. 04:34	buy track
9.	Chemical Rank 03:39	buy track
10.	Licking Stick 03:43	buy track
11.	One By One 04:17	buy track

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"Instructions: Play twice before listening. Find the portal in the heap of trash. Burrow into the earth and press yourself against its molten core... Fall in love with yourself... Creep towards the nucleus dome... They can kill you, at least they can't eat you."

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released January 27, 2004

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Weird War Washington, D.C.

WEIRD WAR is, as far as anyone understands,
comprised of ALEX MINOFF, MICHELLE MAE, IAN
SVENONIUS and SEBASTIAN THOMSON. Each one seems to perform a variety of duties in order so that the whole may thrive.

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